Golden Arches of Entertainment

I had to get more screws--MORE SCREWS!!! It sounds like a battle cry. But really, it's just that I can't count and at two screws per name plate, I needed 52 screws, not the 26 I bought. Eh!

But McDonalds is right there in the parking lot. I know. Two trips to Mickey D's in one week is not good for you. But how can I resist such entertainment?
First, there's my one-eyed vampire McNugget--I call him Count Chickula.

Then there's my toy. I'll let this picture speak for itself.

Is it just my dirty mind?

Things that sound dirty, part 2

From the Horoscopes page:

Venus enters Taurus on St. Patrick's Day

What an auspicious day for both of them.