I read the following article on my hometown newspaper's website:
A horse is dead after it was hit by a car in Eldred Township on Thursday afternoon. According to witnesses, a horse got loose from a property on Kunkletown Road just west of Country View Lane around 3 p.m.
A woman — who may have been speeding, according to witnesses — driving east on the road hit the horse when it wandered out onto the road, knocking it back 30 feet. The unidentified horse owner was following the horse in a golf cart, and was hit by the horse in the cart when it was thrown from the road.
Okay, it's kind of sad, but kind of hilarious at the same time.
Then I read the commentary and this one just killed me.
Farmboy3, will you marry me?