Mr. Man is a gold mine for comedy when taken out of context. Here's a sampling:
"Where's our hummers? We were supposed to get hummers."
"Who do we have to run the flag pole up now?"
It's bug season in LA and they've decided that my house is a great place to hang out and meet new friends. I'm not armed for this battle. Plus, I'll be gone for many days and I'm afraid they'll be like Digger, that nail infection dude, and make themselves at home. My only hope is to put a couple of cans of Black Flag (my bug spray of choice) by the front doors and enter the apartment with guns blazing.
Wish me luck.