Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I think the email is breaking up with me

In sending out a gazillion (yes, that many) emails about the same thing today, I received the following error message:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at dom20.ipowerweb.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
But, can we still be friends?

More error messages:

(user is ambiguous) Too much information?

You do not have permission to send to this recipient. Well, excuse me, Your Highness.

The message reached the recipient's e-mail system, but delivery was refused. That just hurts.


PS...don't you love " Toothpaste For Dinner"? If you don't, you should. It gives us such gems as this.

3 comments:

Sachi said...

I'm particularly fond of "I've given up."

Frank said...

They never call, even when they say they will...

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I like when they tease you - "THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE" - then they crush you with UNDELIVERABLE.