Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I think the email is breaking up with me

In sending out a gazillion (yes, that many) emails about the same thing today, I received the following error message:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at dom20.ipowerweb.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
But, can we still be friends?

More error messages:

(user is ambiguous) Too much information?

You do not have permission to send to this recipient. Well, excuse me, Your Highness.

The message reached the recipient's e-mail system, but delivery was refused. That just hurts.

PS...don't you love " Toothpaste For Dinner"? If you don't, you should. It gives us such gems as this.


Sachi said...

I'm particularly fond of "I've given up."

Frank said...

They never call, even when they say they will...

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I like when they tease you - "THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE" - then they crush you with UNDELIVERABLE.