Wednesday, March 07, 2007

And your point is?

While looking up moving companies today, I found this little tidbit from Hercules Vanlines (that's right, I'm naming names)

Moving to or from Los Angeles ? Thank you for considering Hercules Van Lines relocation services for your upcoming local moving or long distance moving. This site is packed with useful information about our company’s moving services.
Total transformation is the Los Angeles style. Just two hundred years ago this place sheltered hunter-gatherers who danced the porpoise dance. Within sixty years they were trampled by Latinos and their half million cattle. Thirty years later Anglos evicted the Latinos and plowed up pasture for wheat. Thirty years after that the wheat yielded to giant orchards. Another fifty years saw this food torn out for factories and homes. The latest thirty years have raised skyscrapers, superhighways and a new Latino majority.
So, I have to ask--What the hell does that have to do with moving?


Faith said...

Dude that is some crazy shit. WOW!

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

What I want to know is: What the HECK is the porpoise dance?! is that some sort of euphamism?!

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Also, I'm guessing they're against immigration (legal or otherwise). So just don't tell them your last name is Peña.