Christmas was a full three months ago. It wasn't bad enough that you waited until December 20th to decorate your half of the duplex, or that you strung blue lights around the entire porch without consulting anyone. But, while you were Johnny-on-the-spot in dumping your Christmas tree on the curb where it sat forever, you seem to have forgotten to remove your Holiday tribute to the Olympic games. You have until April 6th--Good Friday--to correct this situation, or find your wreaths festooned with Easter eggs.
Sick of looking at your crap
*Sniglet(++) meaning "person who leaves Christmas decorations up all year long."
++ A Sniglet is a word that's not in the dictionary but should be. Remember Rich Hall on SNL? Ah, Rich Hall.
PS...you should open the picture up. I really did a number on some eggs. Okay, three eggs. The rest I just kind of phoned in.