More examples of The Roy's twisted head

I have the Hangman app on my Google homepage. And, I mean, it's Hangman, not Scrabble. The words are supposed to be fairly easy, right? I was telling The Roy about it.

Me: the word I just got was "fiduciary."

I mean, really. Who's going to guess that?
Roy: ooh.. that's awesome

me: It was by sheer luck that I didn't hang the guy.

Roy: he he

phew

his lucky day

Can you imagine him later that night talking to his wife?

"Get this fucking word: fiduciary! I thought I was a goner!

Hell, I think she just got lucky, but I'll take it."

me: That job would suck.
Roy: seriously

or maybe it's a method of punishment/ entertainment in stick figure world
me: like Thunderdome.

me: I wanna know what freaking nerd put together my Hangman app.

I just got HYDRIDE.

Roy: he he he he

The most shocking offenders get the hardest words

Murderers, rapists, child molesters and by getting the words right, you're helping guilty stick-men walk free

me: damn.

I didn't mean it.
Roy: Letting them back on the sheets, where they can bend the rules

me: sheets?

Roy: existing between the lines

(2D humor)

I adore my nephew.