Friday, February 22, 2008

Words of Wisdom from Splenda

"It's sweet to be important, but it's important to be sweet."
--on the packet of Splenda I put in my coffee this morning.

While I'm being useless (waiting for the printer to come back online), what is up with this bunny?

This was on the website for the city of La Puente. Of all the Easter Bunny clip art available, why choose this one? Doesn't he look high? And where is he going with that paint brush? The paint on the brush appears to be blue, and if he's painting what he's aiming for, well... does he really need blue ones?


Dear Los Angeles:

Rain or shine. Make up your mind because this back and forth shit is pissing me off. I do not enjoy going down to the corner to get a bag of fruita in the bright sunshine and coming back looking like a drowned rat because you've decided to suddenly bust out the sideways rain. Oh, and now it's sunny again. Bitch.

Love you, mean it.

Laurie Ann

1 comment:

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Amen, mah sister. Preferably the shine, b/c nearly everyone I know is getting ready to either slit their wrists or go on a shooting rampage. I don't think So Calians are made for so much winterness.