Apparently, in my neighborhood, insomniacs power wash the sidewalks--at 3:00 in the morning!!
I got home from work late last night, having stayed to prep for an early morning meeting. I got to bed around Midnight and had to be up at 5:30. So imagine my surprise when, at 3:00am, I was jolted awake by a horrific sound. I looked out the window and there in front of my house was a man in a yellow vest power washing the sidewalk. I saw a gas truck up the street, so I suppose there was some sort of leak, but hells bells--3:00!! In the morning!!!
Oh, and all the crap he sprayed off the sidewalk is now stuck to the passenger side of my car. Oh Happy Me!