My desk is a mess and the boss will be back any minute. I have wasted my morning reading OPB (other people's blogs) and generally not doing what I'm getting paid for. Entertain yourselves and I'll be witty tomorrow. And Tina, there is no point to these. They're just fun.

Have Fun with this:

Laurie Ann -- [adjective]: Smells like teen spirit 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Laurie Ann will have to write on the chalk board:
I will not wear a clove of garlic around my neck to ward against vampires
'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My epitaph.

Thanks to Miss Kendra for the link.

Now, really, I have to get this stuff done.