Seriously, this has been the most non-eventful day. I suppose I shouldn't complain.
Oh, Stinky McGappyshorts (so named for his lovely BO and shorts that show his manhood) smelled like Love's Baby Soft perfume today, thus solidifying my belief that he is gay and his wife is a beard.
While you're here, map yourself. I want to feel part of the global community.
And because I lack things to say (and am mildly asthmatic now because of the S.McG.), here's a picture of a puppy. Yep, slow news day.