Monday, September 17, 2007

People are weird...and my car still smells bad.

I opened my trunk this morning (big mistake) and as it's still messed up from my accident, I had to slam it really hard to get it to close. A homeless man sleeping on the sidewalk near my car peeked his head out of his blanket and said, "Do you mind?" Seriously? Dude, you're sleeping on a sidewalk in the middle of the city. The police station, where they are digging up and repaving the parking lot, is 30 feet away. Somehow I don't think my trunk slamming shut is the loudest thing you'll hear today. I don't mind you sleeping in the flower bed, so give me a break about the trunk slamming.

Referrals to my blog are usually just links from friends' blogs or boring logical links, but I found these to be particularly amusing:
  • Laurie Ann in blue spandex--I assure you all, this will never happen.
  • Baby toe pricked by a witch--Daddy always said I came from an old witch in the woods, but I promise, your children are safe with me.
  • Adrian Grenier does cute thing--Well, I'm sure he does many cute things but not on my blog.
  • Brass Brassiere--colder than a witch's... This one I get.

and my all time favorite:

  • Started with a headache, then muscle pain and now I can't grip anything--For Crying Out Loud, man; get off the computer and see a doctor. Sheesh!

Meanwhile, I used Febreeze on my car last night and it smells even worse today. I found that some of the cream spilled down to the floor of the car as well (I hadn't noticed it Friday). I may have to have the interior professionally cleaned. Any suggestions?

Oh, and if you're bored and surfing the net anyway, I urge you to go to YouTube, type "The Guild" into the search box and watch all three episodes. It's worth a chuckle or two.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you need a good carwashing place, I highly recommend the one on the corner of Melrose and Spaulding. Good luck!

dizzy von damn! said...

you could just rent a steamy thing from the supermarket and get a big extension cord.

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Aw, c'mon. Put on the blue spandex and I'm sure the homeless dude will help ya out!

Anonymous said...

Baking soda is pretty good for nasty smells, especially milk-based. Not exactly sure how you'd apply it, maybe dissolved in water? I'd use a lot--as much as the water will take.