Monday, April 14, 2008

More Klassy stories from the Ladies Room

Pee Shy, you know, the employee from the law firm across the hall who runs water while she's doing her business, was in the ladies room when Amber, my co-worker, entered. We've recently shamed Pee Shy into only turning on one faucet, which is still ridiculous and wasteful, but I consider it an accomplishment. So, the water was running, Amber was minding her own business when she heard a phone ring. Pee Shy answered her phone--yes, while she's in a PUBLIC restroom--and said to the caller, "Why you callin' me? I told you I was going to take a sh*t." Oh yes, she actually said that. Amber does not lie.

Despite Amber's giggling (who wouldn't?) Pee Shy, who from now on will be called Poo Shy, proceeded to discuss confidential Law Firm business in a PUBLIC restroom while there is obviously another person within earshot. Then klassy with a K said to her caller, "Hold on," and proceeded to, um, shall we say, REALLY get down to the business at hand--while she's on the phone, people!! Where were these women raised? Seriously!!

Amber finished up quickly and made a hasty exit. I am still shaking my head.

3 comments:

Anne-Marie said...

*sniggers*

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Un-freakin-believable. Seriously. I DO NOT believe you.

Unless. . . they are plaintiff's attorneys. Slip-n-fall, workers' comp, that sort of thing.

woolanthropy said...

Eeewwwwww!