The first five people who comment here will get something I make. Could be a real life thing, could be something dead. Depends on what I think you will like and my inspirations. (Note, it's going to be something I think you will like. Actual liking not guaranteed!) The only real rule is that you have to make this offer in your own journal.
Well, who can turn down an offer like that? I commented and, as per instructions, am making the same offer to you fine folks. Now, I guarantee the something I make will not be dead. However, I do not guarantee speediness of delivery. I'm up to my arse in hat orders for the boys at the office, although one of them went on tour, so his hat can wait. Comment away and I'll figure out a way to contact you later.