Thursday, March 23, 2006

Vincent Gallo is one strange mofo

I was never on the "Vincent Gallo is a genius" bandwagon. I was bored silly during Buffalo 66 and all I got out of it was that Christina Ricci should not have been wearing that Baby Doll nightie thing. He always looks dirty, in an unwashed sort of way, not a porn mag way, and he makes me feel dirty just by looking at him. And, he reminds me of this guy who got fired from work, who made you feel uncomfortable just being in the same room with him.
However, having worked in a movie theatre for years, many people have gone to great lengths to convince me that I just didn't get him. (Implying, of course, that I'm somehow beneath their superior appreciation of film and should stick to the baser fare, such as Joe Dirt and the previously mentioned Deuce Bigalow)

To all of you, I offer this as proof that I am right and you are wrong. Go to the miscellaneous tab and guess what I want for Christmas.

4 comments:

miss kendra said...

i heard about this.

if someone would pay for his sperm, they probably deserve it.

also, how will "shipping" work? doesn't sperm have a shelf life?

Laurie Ann said...

Dry ice?

I loved the description for the "night of pleasure". Someone really thinks highly of himself.

Attila The Mom said...

Aiiiigghhhh! He is just so grotesque.

AnonymousCoworker said...

I've been saving my nickels for two years to get a shot at Gallo.