Thursday, February 15, 2007

I always wanted to be a shipping magnate

This is the job offer I got today via email:

We would like to suggest you a job of a Post Manager in our company.

We are ordering goods from USA. But unfortunatelly some internet shops

do not send it to other counties. They send it only within USA.

If you agree to work for us, we will pay you about 1000$ per month.

Your task will be:

1) Order the goods ( writing paper )

2) Pay them (it's cost is about 500$ - 1000$)

3) Get them

4) Send them to us using DHL

After we get the goods, we pay you goods cost and your salary (we will transfer your cash using Western Union). You will have to order these goods once per month. So it will not take you much time

If you are instrested in this job or if you have any questions, please e-mail us.

We will need your

1) Full name

2) Mail address

3) Mobile telephone number

Oh yeah. Sign me up now.


Frank said...

WOW! Now HOW are you going to pass up such an AMAZING opportunity?!

For goodness sake, at least learn the language if you're going to try to dupe me...

Annika said...

One thousand a month?! You'll be out of that craphole apartment in NO time!

Uccellina said...

Did this e-mail come from Nigeria, by any chance?

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I can't even figure out what they are trying to say. Which translates to: THANK THE GODS FOR THE SPAM FILTER AT WORK. Otherwise I would have to receive similar crap that keeps me from KNITTING CONTENT.

F**k that!

Laurie Ann said...

Actually, I noticed that in pasting it some technomological jargon got mixed in. I've since cleaned it up.