So, in getting the hyperlink for Sagittarius, I clicked on a link that said, "Find out who your soul mate is, right down to their name." I'm a sucker. I clicked my gender--Female, my sign--duh...and they sent me the following message:
Your soul mate's name is Joanna.
D'oh! I guess the folks back home were right about me all along and all the men in my past were just beards.