Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Move, already

That's what you're going to say. I know. I can hear you all in a Hallelujah chorus of friends screaming, "Oh My God! Get out of that apartment and quit yer bitching." I will...I am getting out, but I had to dip into my savings when I was unemployed and then employed but making less than I needed to get by, so I have to regroup and save up for the security deposit. I just have to share this transgression, which happened yesterday, I'm sure, and I just noticed today.

The switch plate for the hall light, which I can't use because of some electrical problems, is crooked and ugly. So, I covered it with a nifty promotional switch plate sticker for the movie Wonderland. The sticker looked like this picture (below) only there was a hole cut out for the switch. I'll let you guess where the hole was.
This is what the switch plate looks like now:
That bitch tore off Val's crotch!!! How dare she!!! That sticker has been there since the movie came out and she must have passed by it more than a dozen times. So now she's Frau Moral Compass and decides it has to come off? No! As long as I live there and pay the rent on time I could paint a mural of dwarfs having sex on the living room wall and she can't say a word as long as it's NOT there when I move out. I do have to laugh a little picturing her scraping it off and muttering her indignation in her native tongue.

Oddly, she has never said a word about this, which is stuck to the bathroom mirror. And she had better not, if she knows what's good for her.


The Roy said...

Frakkin Stunt.

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I'd like to rip Val's crotch off... The crotch of his pants, just to be clear.

I say we still form the posse.

Uccellina said...

Holy frak, I hate that woman.