Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Move, already

That's what you're going to say. I know. I can hear you all in a Hallelujah chorus of friends screaming, "Oh My God! Get out of that apartment and quit yer bitching." I will...I am getting out, but I had to dip into my savings when I was unemployed and then employed but making less than I needed to get by, so I have to regroup and save up for the security deposit. I just have to share this transgression, which happened yesterday, I'm sure, and I just noticed today.

The switch plate for the hall light, which I can't use because of some electrical problems, is crooked and ugly. So, I covered it with a nifty promotional switch plate sticker for the movie Wonderland. The sticker looked like this picture (below) only there was a hole cut out for the switch. I'll let you guess where the hole was.
This is what the switch plate looks like now:
That bitch tore off Val's crotch!!! How dare she!!! That sticker has been there since the movie came out and she must have passed by it more than a dozen times. So now she's Frau Moral Compass and decides it has to come off? No! As long as I live there and pay the rent on time I could paint a mural of dwarfs having sex on the living room wall and she can't say a word as long as it's NOT there when I move out. I do have to laugh a little picturing her scraping it off and muttering her indignation in her native tongue.

Oddly, she has never said a word about this, which is stuck to the bathroom mirror. And she had better not, if she knows what's good for her.

3 comments:

The Roy said...

Frakkin Stunt.

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I'd like to rip Val's crotch off... The crotch of his pants, just to be clear.

I say we still form the posse.

Uccellina said...

Holy frak, I hate that woman.