Monday, August 13, 2007


This guy in a Dodge Magnum, blaring rap music, blew past me on the onramp to the 101 when the light was clearly red and he did NOT have anyone else in the car with him making it okay to bypass the meter. Later (because really, where was he going to go on the 101 at 8:30am) I saw the driver. He was all slouched and looking cool--in his STATION WAGON!! Dude, you cannot pull off cool in the family truckster. Calling it "Magnum" may make YOU think it has something to do with a big penis, but it does not change the fact that you are driving a station wagon. Now get over yourself and drive like a normal person.

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