They never call

I have resisted the urge to post the links or Google searches that brought people to my blog because they're usually the same three things, but today there was one I just can't resist.

How long will it take for scars to hear from insect bites?

Those lousy insect bites...they get the scars all liquored up, take advantage of them and then never call again. I'm sure they meant "heal." Either way, I'm not sure how it led to my blog.

Other winners:

• Daughter sneezed--And you Googled that?
  
• Hal Fishman--Poor Hal has colon cancer that has spread to his liver. The news is not the same without him
• Scary guy was watching me--Yikes! He wasn't watching me, though.
• Country Singer had to pee--You gotta know when to hold it...
• I'm cranky--Sorry to hear it.

It's 9:30 and I'm sleepy. Goodnight everybody!