Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Overheard In Stall Two

Girl One: Yeah, so I told him if he wants me to marry him he's got to stop cheating.
Girl Two: Do you think he will?
Girl One: Yeah. I told him he can have two more girls, but once we get married, that's it.
Girl Two: And you trust him?
Girl One: Yeah. Once we're married, you know.
Girl Two: But do you want to marry him? I mean, only be with him for the rest of your life?
Girl One: I think so. I really love him.
Girl Two: I don't even know you anymore.

[Girl One leaves her stall and washes hands.]

Girl Two: Can you turn the faucet on?


Jennifer said...

You should totally write a movie based on these bathroom conversations!! The title of this post would even be a great title!

Uccellina said...

These stories are unbelievable, and yet, somehow, totally believable.

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Ah, Eeeeeewwwwww! On so many levels.

Anne-Marie said...

I didn't quite understand what it meant to REALLY love someone... until now......

Piglottie said...

OMG! What else can I say?! Kidnap the girl and perform a lobotamy!

jenna! said...


At my previous place o' employment, I used to sit next to someone that would have been great blog material. I have only two regrets in life...that I didn't see No Doubt when they played a club in Tucson the size of my cube (Club Congress) and that I didn't blog about the crazy condo lady.