Girl One: Yeah, so I told him if he wants me to marry him he's got to stop cheating.
Girl Two: Do you think he will?
Girl One: Yeah. I told him he can have two more girls, but once we get married, that's it.
Girl Two: And you trust him?
Girl One: Yeah. Once we're married, you know.
Girl Two: But do you want to marry him? I mean, only be with him for the rest of your life?
Girl One: I think so. I really love him.
Girl Two: I don't even know you anymore.
[Girl One leaves her stall and washes hands.]
Girl Two: Can you turn the faucet on?
6 comments:
You should totally write a movie based on these bathroom conversations!! The title of this post would even be a great title!
These stories are unbelievable, and yet, somehow, totally believable.
Ah, Eeeeeewwwwww! On so many levels.
I didn't quite understand what it meant to REALLY love someone... until now......
OMG! What else can I say?! Kidnap the girl and perform a lobotamy!
That's AWESOME.
At my previous place o' employment, I used to sit next to someone that would have been great blog material. I have only two regrets in life...that I didn't see No Doubt when they played a club in Tucson the size of my cube (Club Congress) and that I didn't blog about the crazy condo lady.
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