Ms. Magoo

I need new glasses. "Glasses?" you say. Yeah, you know, the ones I never wear because I hate the frames. I've actually been wearing them a lot lately because, well, I can't see. It's funny how glasses help out in those situations. But I hate the frames because if I'm doing something on the computer and I have to look down I'm looking under the lenses unless I move my whole head and I end up feeling like a bobblehead. And, they mess with my peripheral vision.

This morning, I had a killer sinus headache and my face was swollen, so I was not feeling the love for the glasses. Then I mistook a picture of Mario (of Super Mario Bros. fame) as a picture of a child hugging a pig. I put the glasses on. It still doesn't look like Mario to me. Yep, I need new glasses.

What kind of frames should I get? Here's the old ones for your consideration. For the record, I HATE picking frames. I suck at it. I think doctor or his assistant suggested the ones I have.

Yes, I look stoned. It's the sinus medication kicking in. And my nose is enormous in this photo. Damn. And the bean behind my head looks like the Arrowhead commercial.