Best Spam Ever...or maybe it's just me.

Back when Michael Jackson's Thriller was released, or more specifically, when the single "Billie Jean" was released, David Letterman did this bit about not understanding the lyrics and thinking it said "the chair is not my son." To prove it, they played the song and this deep announcer's voice would say "Chair" instead of "kid." It was like this:

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The CHAIR Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The CHAIR Is Not My Son

Here is the spam email I received. Mind you, we have no woodcraft, nor are we in the retail business.

MY NAME IS BRET BORTH.I AM A PASTOR.I WILL LIKE TO BUY SOME OF YOUR woodcraft.I WILL LIKE TO ORDER SOME OF YOUR woodcraft AND SHIP IT TO AN ORPHANAGE HOME TO GHANA .I WANT TO KNOW THE SIZES,TYPES AND AMOUNT FOR EACH woodcraft.I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE TYPE OF PAYMENT YOU ACCEPT.I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

Keep waiting, Bret.

"But the woodcraft is not my son..."