I got a package from the company that brought you my incredible bean, Jack. It's a personal fan, but not just any personal fan. This one has four programmable LED messages. It came preprogrammed with "What A Cool Fan." Naturally, it didn't take long for me to figure out how to reprogram it. I filmed it for your viewing pleasure with help from a friend who wished to remain anonymous. (parental advisory) Click here and here for parts one and two (they're only 33 seconds each).