Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Look Away! I'm hideous!!

What do you get when you combine an extra hot weekend with sensitive skin? HEAT RASH!! Woo Hoo!! And just for kicks, let's put it right on my chest and neck so there is no freakin' way to cover it up save a turtle neck (in May? Hickies anyone?). Nope, I just have to leave my ample, yet rash-covered, bosom exposed for all to see (and point and laugh and call me unclean).

Save yourselves. Look away. It's not pretty.


MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I thought I had heat rash, but it turns out I have "petechial bruising", which I always associated with strangulation, given that CSIs and Law & Orders are my only exposure to the expression. Makes it sound way more exciting than it really is. :)

Laurie Ann said...

Have you been trying a new form of pleasure that I don't know?

woolanthropy said...

Yeah, MG have you?

Cooler weather is coming and will surely calm that heat rash.

MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

:) Aye, Mateys. That Cap'n Jack is a wiley fellow, but I managed to trap him betwixt my shins and thighs. Arrrgh!!! :) He'll be thinking twice the next time he attempts his escape.