1. When you let shit pile up, chances are it will all come crashing down on your head at the least opportune moment.
2. When you walk outside and notice your car is NOT where you left it the night before, there is no way to look casual and you WILL be laughed at by the guy across the street when you say, "Where the f*** is my car?"
3. The LAPD is hiring some really attractive officers lately and if you smile sweetly and look sadly apologetic, you're likely to get better service and sympathy from the hottie in blue.
4. Marry the owner of a tow service. They are making money hand over fist in impound fees and will be able to support me in a manner to which I hope to become accustomed.
A full explanation of my unnecessarily ridiculous Friday will be forthcoming. For now, I have to take care of my shit.