If I could, I would buy a reset button. I would reset to last night and stop for gas on the way home, instead of having to get gas on the way in at the more expensive station.
If I could, I would hit that reset button again and strenuously avoid the phone call first thing this morning that set the mood for the whole day.
If I could, I would hit the reset button yet again and take a different route to Starbucks. I would arrive a few minutes sooner than I actually had and most likely have my coffee order in hand before that guy with four venti sticky cappulattemochachinos spilled his entire tray all over the place effectively halting all drink production and making me late for the meeting.
If I could, I would hit the reset button and send Linda for coffee instead. I'd get the fruit from the sidewalk vendor and be sitting pretty in the conference room while she helped the sweet old lady mop coffee off her blouse.
If I could, I would hit the reset button another time and check the recorder for battery power so that I didn't have to get up during the meeting, find a battery, and miss some very crucial information.
If I could, I would hit the reset button and ask the boss who all was in the lunch meeting so that I wasn't short on lunches.
You know what? If I could, I would hit the reset button one last time...and then I'd call in sick. Today just wasn't worth it.
If I could, I would hit that reset button again and strenuously avoid the phone call first thing this morning that set the mood for the whole day.
If I could, I would hit the reset button yet again and take a different route to Starbucks. I would arrive a few minutes sooner than I actually had and most likely have my coffee order in hand before that guy with four venti sticky cappulattemochachinos spilled his entire tray all over the place effectively halting all drink production and making me late for the meeting.
If I could, I would hit the reset button and send Linda for coffee instead. I'd get the fruit from the sidewalk vendor and be sitting pretty in the conference room while she helped the sweet old lady mop coffee off her blouse.
If I could, I would hit the reset button another time and check the recorder for battery power so that I didn't have to get up during the meeting, find a battery, and miss some very crucial information.
If I could, I would hit the reset button and ask the boss who all was in the lunch meeting so that I wasn't short on lunches.
You know what? If I could, I would hit the reset button one last time...and then I'd call in sick. Today just wasn't worth it.
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